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Jokes Or PickUp Lines

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Shake up the scenery a bit. I want to hear your best joke or a funny pickup line you’ve used that actually worked?

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Vanilla Ice. Now there's a man who gets a bad rap.

by chris_drabble · 1 heart · 1 reply

No Maureen, you're not "eating for two," stop telling people that. The correct term is "possessed by the demon Pazuzu."

by chris_drabble · 0 hearts · 0 replies

I just saw the news about the gun battle between the Chobani people and Yoplait. Man, we've really reached a low point in the Culture Wars.

by chris_drabble · 0 hearts · 1 reply

Zak Starkey has been fired as the drummer for The Who. This is one of those rare times when it legit to say "Do you know who my dad is?"

by chris_drabble · 0 hearts · 0 replies

The fact that you can't go to most bookstores anymore and buy a thesaurus off the shelf makes me very... um... sad.

by chris_drabble · 1 heart · 1 reply

Always pay full price for a circumcision. It never goes well when you try to give the model a tip.

by chris_drabble · 2 hearts · 0 replies