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cyan_funeral · 52 hearts · 239 replies

FYI, you never need to wipe if you shower frequently enough

239 replies

by Clear_lighter · 11 hearts

I have the feeling this is a white man

by Clear_lighter · 6 hearts

As a white person that's paler than Florida sand, this has to be a white man. This is coming from someone who growing up, always saw streak marks in their white dad's underwear

by DudeDowntown · 0 hearts

Which ever colour they are they have permanently stopped their friends, if they have any, from borrowing their clothes AND I am pretty sure they’re single and staying that way.

by icon_sin · 9 hearts

I need everyone that agrees with you to die.

by Chesty McTits · 9 hearts

Youre telling me that when youre done honking out a big, greasy, oily smouldering, stinkin dirt snake that you don't wipe??? What you just walk around with a miasma of filth all day??? Thats fuckin nasty bro.

by ComplicatedRen · 1 heart

Exactly that's disgusting af

by Gyyymrat · 8 hearts

Ladies and gentlemen. Another example as to why you shouldn't eat at everyone's house.

by Fawn ♡ · 7 hearts

An ass only a mother could love

by Vrtupie · 2 hearts

BYEEE THIS IS SO FUNNY

by Fawn ♡ · 2 hearts

😭😭😭

by PinkL0ve · 7 hearts

That’s nasty af and I know your sit down air smells funky

by Witchyemostoner · 7 hearts

This is how you can tell somebody who carries diseases like a plague rat from normal people

by MazdaMiata🚘💨 · 6 hearts

2 more showers until GTA 6!

by LISlover · 5 hearts

This is real life. Not The Sims. You don’t just have a hygiene bar to fill.

by Drtyrü4 · 5 hearts

That's a LOT of showering.

by Endo_Life · 5 hearts

People genuinely believe this lol. And that teeth brushing is feminine. People need help.

by Married32 · 4 hearts

You're right, you don't "need" to be clean. Buy the alternative you present is fucking gross.

by KAVAGAL27 · 4 hearts

Wipe in what way? Because I wipe every time I use the bathroom.m and shower every day. You need to wipe every time you do your deed in the bathroom, whether you shower daily, monthly, whatever

by vamppickles · 4 hearts

Or you could just get a bidet

by fuchsia_egghead · 2 hearts

Yeah--I was like, they must be trolling and mean an "ass shower" (bidet) lol

by vamppickles · 0 hearts

Brother WHAT black person do you know who isn't homeless that doesn't have running water wtf is your issue you unintelligent indignant child you're so unintelligent and it's clear with the way you say "the blacks" instead of black people, truly a fucking shame that the American education system has failed us this badly

by volendrung · 4 hearts

another one escaped containment

by lastgirlalive · 4 hearts

I know you have major swamp ass omg 🤢🤢

by WhimsiGothRed · 4 hearts

NO. You absolutely do need to wipe your nasty asshole

by _Bloo · 4 hearts

I just KNOW that butthole is itchy as hell

by turquoise_fender · 4 hearts

Sounds about white

by turquoise_fender · 1 heart

You commented you find it hot twice so why are you offended? 🤢

by Ftmfag36 · 4 hearts

This is why Im picky about the men I fuck. Y'all are nasty in ways that aren't arousing

by Livinlow · 4 hearts

Were you the smelly kid in school? Are you the smelly guy on public transportation now?

by Whiny hoe · 3 hearts

Yeah and wiping your ass as a straight man makes you a gay man too since we are being dumb

by maroon_charger · 3 hearts

Or ya know get a bidet. You should always wipe/wash after going to the restroom

by purple_doc · 3 hearts

So you shower every time you shit?

by Alexwatkings · 3 hearts

New here need a friends😞