Idk why men always start telling me their life story. I just asked this guy if he'd had good experiences with a soap he was holding, cause I was shopping for my dad. Now I know he's divorced, no family, and depressed.

by 🍒FlavoredSin · 0 hearts

Oh, the reason he's divorced is cause he was a manipulative piece of shit. He cheated and made his wife believe that she was the problem. Until he slipped up and she caught him, along with their two kids. Now everyone hates him apparently and he's alone.

by brvowhskychrlie · 0 hearts

the dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed

by 🍒FlavoredSin · 1 heart

🤣🤣🤣 I love that! I'm gonna borrow that.