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frootcake · 3 hearts · 26 replies

How old will you be in approx. 1-2 billion years time when the dying sun boils all the oceans off Earth and humanity dies?

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by LazyOctopus · 2 hearts

Humanity won't be around then, not even close

by frootcake · 0 hearts

Humanity will adapt. We'll live in tents made of tinfoil with big fans keeping us cool, and we'll pipe water from my anus, sorry uranus

by HARRY POTTER✮🦇 · 1 heart

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by Magenta_79 · 1 heart

We all dead with 100 years. facts

by hatemen · 1 heart

oh man idk but I must worry about it

by frootcake · 0 hearts

We're all doomed

by Backdrop_Return · 1 heart

Approximately 1 - 2 billion and 39

by Silver ties 🎀 · 1 heart

Younger than you dumbass

by frootcake · 1 heart

My arse is actually very smart, it has a degree in the social sciences from the Open University

by Silver ties 🎀 · 1 heart

Oh wow, didn’t realise a butt could enroll for uni.

by frootcake · 0 hearts

I had to twerk so he could throw his mortar board into the air

by GothCoelacanth · 1 heart

Approx. 1 - 2 billion years old

by frootcake · 0 hearts

Snap! We must have the same birthday +/- a few ten thousand years

by tan_avocados · 0 hearts

At least 1

by blue_lagoon- · 0 hearts

1-2 billion plus 18

by hatemen · 0 hearts

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by Pixie Styx · 0 hearts

You have a lot more faith in humanity sticking around that long than I do

by frootcake · 0 hearts

The humans of the future will have WiFi built in thanks to evolution

by SciGuy · 0 hearts

1-2 billion years. Maybe a bit less if I ever manage to get into an accelerated frame of reference that's travelling a significant fraction of the speed of light.

by Weirdgirl2 · 0 hearts

Ashes to ashes dust to dust, my human life form will be nothing but diminished crust. My soul will travel to the fire pit below as I reap the seeds that I sow. The highway to hell will have lots of traffic I assure you ☠💋

by frootcake · 0 hearts

When we get to hell look me up, we can go Antiquing together

by CRANFORD · 0 hearts

6 😜😜😜

by Stiff Towel · 0 hearts

Like 2 billion and 19 years hbu?

by SilverKnight · 0 hearts

I'll be out that day!!

by anonymous · 0 hearts

Just a bit over a billion relatively