What a boring planet. No fairies. No mermaids No dragons. Just bills & dickheads.


Humans are sick and we would either kill them, fuck them or be racist towards them
I vote fuck...
No voting!
O fuck, my bad.
Oh my god no. If you spend any time looking into the earth it is full of incredible things. Tigers are green, theres a lake with 100 of thunderstorms all going on at once, the coywolf is bringing the wolf back to america. The world is awesome
so truee...but y'all are so lucky I don't own a dragon 😂😂😂
I demand more whimsical things 😭
😂
This is a great point
So accurate
We can't even handle human beings that are different colors. Fairies, mermaids, and dragons would've been slaughtered the second humanity found them.
You are on a roll today
So true like let me live my fairy dream 🥲
No actual magic 🥲
You all would have done some evil shit to them if they were real
im pretty magical actually
Seriously tho 😒
Bitches can’t even handle pp of different colors can you imagine what kind of discrimination would happen if you add mermaids and fairies and shit to the mix?
The whimsy is worth it.
Thats why you guys smoke all that pot so you can imagine all this
Sick of it here
Saammme
Right!,!,
We have AI, biocomputers, synthetic biology, genetic engineering, and quantum computers. You're just a dumbass.
A woman on tiktok or utube had said this🤣🤣
We got the platypus. That looks like it belongs on another planet.
Good got drunk one day and accidentally crossed a beaver and duck.
Male platypus are venomous, so add a snake.
This says more about you than the state of the world
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Hi have we met? I’m “Richard Cranium”! 🤣🤣
What planet are you living on???
You're not outside enough