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CreamyPistachio · 7 hearts · 46 replies

At this point, I just want a funny male friend who’s tall and handsome. Also financially stable to pay for dates and start a family. Non-smoker. Gentle and romantic. Live where medical & education are free.

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by Dr_Excalibur · 3 hearts

I'm wondering... a friend?! That's not a friend, that's a partner, lover, husband, father of your children - he'd be a provider. If I'm just a friend to you, it seems like you have no romantic interest in me; why the hell would I want to be with a woman like that?

by GothWomenSlayer · 3 hearts

"Friend"

by KuePukisPagii · 3 hearts

"Just"

by BerNice · 2 hearts

You're sure looking for a lot out of a male friend.

by ComingUndone · 2 hearts

“At this point I just want everything”

by Dr_Excalibur · 0 hearts

And deliver nothing.

by Stevensnewphone · 2 hearts

...just!?

by Dr_Excalibur · 0 hearts

Yes, just. Because the really lover will be someone else.

by Oreoooo17 · 2 hearts

No wonder men are tired of us 🙄🤣

by pepperjellie · 2 hearts

It’s crazy how a basic description of a desirable male triggers other men so bad.

by ꧁⋆ScoobyJew⋆꧂ · 1 heart

Is that basic for you? Which planet do you live on?

by Dr_Excalibur · 1 heart

After such a list of demands / requirements you get triggered if men ask what she brings to the table...

by pepperjellie · 0 hearts

Same one as you?

by RBF Life · 2 hearts

Lmfaooooooo goodluck with any of that.

by yellow_basin · 2 hearts

Someone from India feeling entitled to western privileges. Can we be done with this shit yet?

by skyward · 1 heart

holy redneck

by Hereforoneday · 0 hearts

Dude 😂

by vamppire · 1 heart

that sounds like more than a friend

by irlyluvoldermen · 1 heart

Guys like that only exist in romance books 😪

by HARRY POTTER✮🦇 · 0 hearts

what made u like this

by irlyluvoldermen · 0 hearts

Gng dunno

by El Chud Diablo · 1 heart

Darkies were judged by the content of their character the whole time

by ꧁⋆ScoobyJew⋆꧂ · 1 heart

Ew ur Indian, go take a shower. Probably works at a scam call center.

by death_colour · 1 heart

Anything else, princess?

by Dr_Excalibur · 0 hearts

If it would even be a princess at the demanding side but you all know what kind of woman is demanding all of that...

by Stepuporshutup · 1 heart

So you just want to use him like a human ATM/ babysitter so you can have someone watch the kids while you go out and look for the man you actually want, and using his money to do it! What POS!!

by Sugarbabykiss · 1 heart

lol “male friend”. Wait whatttt

by skyward · 0 hearts

a male friend she's very possessive of

by Dr_Excalibur · 0 hearts

Only as long as he provides just fine as a friend and doesn't ask uncomfortable questions about her whereabouts

by whale · 1 heart

same girl

by The third leg · 1 heart

Damn girl

by white_socks · 1 heart

Aamiin

by Pengenterus · 1 heart

Banyak yaa

by LimeranceAdick · 0 hearts

Sounds like you want a husband

by 867-5309 · 0 hearts

At this point, I just want a smoking hot blonde with big tits. Anything else is frosting.

by fr33dom · 0 hearts

and you offer your cunt, mouth and tits. a boring set of crap ALL other prostitutes off.

by mint green_egg · 0 hearts

That’s huge list lol