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Super Metroid · 7 hearts · 125 replies

Don't let this bitches lie to you being in shape is barrier to entry now. They don't like Dad bods. That's why they use you and end up in the friendzone

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by hatemen · 4 hearts

Yeah because what the fuck for do you have a dad bod. 9 months of absolutely nothing btw.

by Super Metroid · 1 heart

Well you obviously hate men haha

by Blue_carr · 4 hearts

No one should be fat

by Super Metroid · 0 hearts

Yeah that's fair

by Blue_carr · 0 hearts

Lock them all in concentration camps

by Super Metroid · 0 hearts

Hey I'm only got 20 left noooo I don't want to be thrown in jail hahhaa 🤣

by Coffeeeeee · 3 hearts

I'd rather a big guy than some scrawny loser who couldn't even lift me 🤣

by Super Metroid · 0 hearts

Yeah but what if he is in shape and can pick you up!?...

by Coffeeeeee · 0 hearts

Dad bod, being in shape, same difference really

by Super Metroid · 0 hearts

Well I'm working to be in shape. I already have 2 decades of muscle underneath now I'm just cutting weight or fat!...

by Little Miss Mia · 2 hearts

Most people should want to be healthy.

by Super Metroid · 0 hearts

Yes I agree

by azure_mailing · 2 hearts

You just now finding this out? Attractive people like attractive people. Now here's the really crazy part... different people are attracted to different things! Wild, right?

by Super Metroid · 0 hearts

The problem is woman lie and say the opposite

by ComfyRat · 2 hearts

My man was literally skin and bones, since we got together I actually feed him enough and now he has a cute sexy little dad bod, which works very well in his favor, especially since he actually is a dad. Pop off with thinking your body is the issue.

by Super Metroid · 0 hearts

Exceptions do exist you know ...

by ComfyRat · 1 heart

Generalizations hardly apply you know….

by Super Metroid · 0 hearts

In this generation with then younger crowed it is true so it's situational in the age range did you ever think of that? Also did you ever think that men date younger girls? Lastly before you say date your age don't want too and I dated girls twice my age but I generally like girls in their early 20's. The for the most important part I don't have kids ect so I don't want a girl with a family already it's only normal.

by Lewd_anxiety · 2 hearts

I dont think you should worry about this. Noone is going to fuck your pathetic attitude.

by Super Metroid · 0 hearts

Haha tell that to my gf 🤣 are you confused yet haha dumbass

by Lewd_anxiety · 0 hearts

Imaginary friends dont count bud.

by Super Metroid · 0 hearts

Haha sure nice come back did you ever ponder at the fact that ppl can have opposing views and still have relationships. You must be next level of Dense!! 🤣

by violet_rutabaga · 2 hearts

Also the friendzone is only a problem to men who don't value friendship and think they're entitled to a relationship.

by violet_rutabaga · 2 hearts

I find it hilarious when men think they can speak for women. Unless you've got a vagina or identify as a woman you don't get to decide what we do and don't like sweetheart.

by Super Metroid · 0 hearts

I'm talking to me and telling them to be in shape. You don't have to be a woman to see what works

by gold_vol · 2 hearts

That’s why men shouldn’t simp to fat women. There’s no excuse in the age of ozempic for a woman to be fat.

by violet_rutabaga · 0 hearts

There's no excuse for men to be obese or have tiny dicks either. In the age of ozempic and cosmetic surgeries men should be fit, lean and have big dicks. You're not a real man if you've got a small dick or average size dick and are fat

by gold_vol · 2 hearts

So you’re fat and have hit the wall. Ouch

by Super Metroid · 0 hearts

What then hell. First it cost ridiculous amounts of money. Second most are not permanent. Third it could only do so much like 10% to 30% or your original size. Lastly there is major reprocussion to doing slot or surgeries hell even using a penis pump can go wrong! Why is telling you this ?

by Y7guvgu · 1 heart

He is right. You can be like top 0.01% dick size but if you are a little chubby you are cooked. Just get in shape.

by lastgirlalive · 1 heart

Took you males long enough to realize. Most of us aren’t attracted to dad bods.

by Super Metroid · 1 heart

Do you see how many ppl are disagreeing with me!? This is why most men are confused! Also we don't like fat bitches but y'all lie to them so who is the dishonest one here!?

by BBWFindingMe · 1 heart

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by BunnyLady · 1 heart

Everyone has preferences, but if your personality is worth it then a dad bod isn't a dealbreaker

by Grimm13 · 1 heart

Sounds like you have a shit ass personality

by The Black Susie · 1 heart

I like dad bods. I am not bbw but I am too much for skinny.

by Super Metroid · 1 heart

Well some of us work out so that's not an issue haha

by The Black Susie · 1 heart

Dad bods work out too! My favorite build.

by MistressOfHell · 1 heart

Whomp whomp

by Super Metroid · 1 heart

Haha I'm fine I'm telling other men so save your whomp whomps

by azure_brass · 0 hearts

Oh shut the fuck up

by Super Metroid · 0 hearts

Whats your fucking problem?

by AintNoWay · 1 heart

Have you considered... Your attitude might be the turn off, not your body ?

by Super Metroid · 0 hearts

Nah because I do have a gf. I'm telling other men not to be fooled

by plum_intervention · 1 heart

Old fat men just finding out that they’re undesirable is crazy. Have yall been delusional ur whole lives??

by magenta_vase · 0 hearts

Of course. But he lives in cali tho so idk that’s kind of wild he didn’t wake up sooner tbh

by nymphaea · 1 heart

If I look after myself (ie eat well and exercise) I expect my partner to be on the same level…

by Super Metroid · 0 hearts

Y'all are reading my post incorrectly I'm telling men to be in shape damn. To not get fooled by the white lies

by Apollo_MDNI · 1 heart

Yeah, women really don't like chubby men. They're more shallow than most of them would admit

by magenta_vase · 1 heart

It is true. Just like not looking like an insta model with a bbl will get you the same

by MissLuckyBlue · 2 hearts

Men who judge women's body's being shocked pikachu that they need to be in shape now too

by Y7guvgu · 0 hearts

True if a girl has no ass i immediately lose interest ngl

by magenta_vase · 0 hearts

Obsession with asses is kind of gay ngl

by Rainbow_dreamer · 1 heart

The friend zone only exists in the minds of people who sex zone people first. No one owes you sex or a relationship for being "nice"

by Super Metroid · 0 hearts

That's such a cop out answer. This is a simple distraction from the reality because if you convince men it doesn't exist then free resources and attention. I'm on to you! Now I never said all woman!

by Rainbow_dreamer · 0 hearts

I never said all of anyone 🤷 but everything i said is true

by orchid_guest · 1 heart

Hey 👋

by LuvYerMoneyNotU · 1 heart

I just won't fuck you then, idk.