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Goddess_Complex · 18 hearts · 128 replies

Date a man who: - is a virgin - can cook - can give birth - won't argue back

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by purple_wilder · 4 hearts

Hey so men can’t give birth

by Goddess_Complex · 3 hearts

Oh no cry me a river

by purple_wilder · 3 hearts

I don’t need to, what you’re saying is factually impossible. Have a good night!

by beanieweanies · 2 hearts

If you reach enlightenment you can according to some religion

by lavender_gig · 3 hearts

So a woman with a mental illness? Gotcha

by plum_intervention · 3 hearts

Men can’t give birth

by Latexluvr · 0 hearts

I just gave birth to the biggest shit I think I've ever done so take that liberal

by ThatOneGal000 · 2 hearts

thats why I only date boys ;3

by Sugar puppet · 0 hearts

Found the 15 year old yeesh

by fuchsia_sports · 2 hearts

So a women?

by Goddess_Complex · 1 heart

(GIF)[https://media.tenor.com/Uh-a8fCmqxkAAAAC/man-ricky-berwick.gif]

by red_hanger · 2 hearts

This list kept getting more strange as it went lol

by Ryan Halls · 2 hearts

So a woman?

by Goddess_Complex · 0 hearts

No male

by Goddess_Complex · 1 heart

Ruh roh don't be a dummy

by Goddess_Complex · 0 hearts

You are*

by Urchamp · 2 hearts

Transgender man can give u that

by Goddess_Complex · 1 heart

There ya go

by Urchamp · 0 hearts

Trump !

by Goddess_Complex · 0 hearts

No

by pink_fob · 1 heart

transmen are the most fun to breed

by Goddess_Complex · 2 hearts

I'll have to try one day

by WhimsiGothRed · 1 heart

Amen

by RedDragon3266 · 1 heart

🤣🤣🤣

by EndoFelix · 1 heart

I have all those traits and I'm a 37 year old straight man

by Goddess_Complex · 3 hearts

Good bare minimum

by Anonnymously · 1 heart

Would marry that kind of man 😍

by short goddess · 1 heart

I rather have a man who argues if he has another opinion and doesn't say "yes" to anything I say

by Goddess_Complex · 1 heart

Shhhh

by A guy who rants · 1 heart

You'll be single forever

by Goddess_Complex · 1 heart

Thank GOD

by orchid_cupboard · 0 hearts

No man can give birth

by Goddess_Complex · 0 hearts

They do

by OrangeGuy · 0 hearts

I think that would have made the news

by Goddess_Complex · 0 hearts

It has

by volendrung · 0 hearts

👏👏👏

by Silver ties 🎀 · 0 hearts

So a woman???

by Goddess_Complex · 1 heart

No

by grimkittens · 2 hearts

clearly says man

by Silver ties 🎀 · 0 hearts

Men don’t give birth

by Ace Witch · 0 hearts

My man fits into one of those 🤣🤣

by ChickenLips · 0 hearts

This is chaser shit

by plum_intervention · 0 hearts

(GIF)[https://media.tenor.com/1Nc6rtScQEUAAAAC/thats-it-yes-thats-it.gif]

by Puppy_pawz · 0 hearts

Wait, Mitosis or mpreg style 💔

by NoPicshereee · 0 hearts

I wish my husband could give birth 😭

by Fanfan_LaRose · 0 hearts

(GIF)[https://media.tenor.com/1Nc6rtScQEUAAAAC/thats-it-yes-thats-it.gif]

by Utxjtxutd · 0 hearts

This is hilarious lol you have good taste.

by Goddess_Complex · 1 heart

Thank you!! Much love

by Utxjtxutd · 0 hearts

I am none of these 4 things I don't deserve it lol.

by Goddess_Complex · 2 hearts

Much hate