Dudes on here be like: “I’m Fat, married, menially employed, and racist as fuck…which bitch wants to smash?”
You forgot.. “hey.. show me you tits and I’ll guess your age or give them a rating!!” 🤣
yeah no you summed up half the men on here
Just half? 😂
LMAOO
lmao clocked
Pretty much
And if you don't fawn over them then they insult you lol
lol trust me, there’s a woman for every bum, I’ve seen it plenty of times
There’s also a dick for every bum👀
Um ..ok 😐
Dicks and bums be like skid marks and underwears
And always sexist as fuck lol
I raised my boys to stay fit, no one loves a fat person
You’re a man, and we all know it.
That's just uncalled for lol
Note the lack of any denial. Common amongst people who lie to form parasocial relationships as male coded females.
Lmaoooo
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I guess you suck dick then.
Someone be mad…and dat someone you. Maybe I do suck dick. Chug it…just bottomless cock? Am I supposed to be insulted? Damn honkey.
That’s Minnesota for you
Don't forget they're packing a Vienna sausage up in those high waisted grandpa jeans.
Woah, don’t be knocking the high rise denim…I will cut a bitch!
employed?
I nearly pissed myself laughing at this lol
Hush the absolute bottom of the barrel. All the hot guys who want side chicks find them someplace else, so you're left with the dregs of society here.
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Well I'm not married and have a decent job, but the rest checks out
You work at Dave and Buster’s.
I actually work in technology and security
Cleaning the pinball machines of stale beer and dipping sauce doesn’t count.
Its called bde
Huh? Bi-drag-effeminate?
I can deal with everything except the fat
😂😂
I'm skinny, single, decent job, but ugly AF 🤷♂️
You’re gay and have a lap pinkie…Shuddup Stuart.
Nah definitely not gay. If you're fishing for a date, go on Grindr.
“No you!” Note it doesn’t deny having a small penis 🫵🤣