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orange_personality · 555 hearts · 101 replies

If your hubby is to scared to even smoke crack then how do you expect him to protect you in a home invasion??

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by BengalTigeress · 3 hearts

Im just trying to figure out how you made the connection between the two

by Phil Upperhoalz · 2 hearts

This actually cost me braincells reading it

by FACTSBITCH · 2 hearts

And this is how we know her mommy smoked crack while pregnant. This is your brain on drugs kids 😂😂😂fucking loser cunt I hope you and your mans burn in a car fire so the rest of us don’t have to pay to keep your cracked out loser ass supplied. 

by Utxjtxutd · 2 hearts

This is actually a banger post.

by plum_mussel · 2 hearts

Why did I laugh so hard at this?

by _Starfire_ · 2 hearts

Wtf does one have to do with the other? I don’t want a crackhead husband lmaooo

by Hereforoneday · 2 hearts

I don’t date druggies.

by NATTY_40Hs · 0 hearts

No one cares

by Hereforoneday · 2 hearts

You did reply, it seems you do haha

by HoldingMyTongue · 2 hearts

No, that's fair. You're on to something here. Thankfully, he does whatever I tell him to do.

by County Man · 2 hearts

Wow you are a real dumb motherfucker.

by Chesty McTits · 2 hearts

To be fair if you smoke crack your home isn't going to have anything worth stealing.

by Newdaynewme · 0 hearts

This

by Sadisticbby114 · 0 hearts

Except crack 🤠

by CurvyCaregiver · 0 hearts

I could probably name a few staple tweaker items lol Copper cable, catalytic converter lmaoo And probably other random shit to make crack or something

by moonagedaydrem · 2 hearts

so true tbh

by Curly Jefferson · 2 hearts

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by Death13 · 1 heart

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by Hereforoneday · 0 hearts

🤣

by lavender_gig · 1 heart

There's some logic that isn't logicing here somewhere

by Spin_lilac · 1 heart

.....I beg your pardon? 😦

by PKMNtrainer · 1 heart

You have a point. 🤣

by Kally chirs · 1 heart

Smoke weed

by NATTY_40Hs · 1 heart

What a pussy..

by violet_meme · 1 heart

I kinda get the line of reasoning. This might be the greatest internet thought experiment of the last decade. Certainly better than if the dress is blue or gold.

by FlintyFlint · 1 heart

True

by FuckouttamyNbox · 1 heart

I'm trying to figure out the correlation between the two. Y'all just post anything lol

by Blue_rucksack · 1 heart

I hear the correlation becomes apparent when you're off your tits on crack.

by Dirty girl 1 · 1 heart

What???

by Nvxafjype · 1 heart

Lmao what?

by Goddess_Complex · 1 heart

Solid points!

by Blue_rucksack · 0 hearts

Are they? 🤣 Pretty sure crackheads are not renowned for their defence abilities

by CurvyCaregiver · 0 hearts

Tweaker strength? Lmaoo

by not basura · 1 heart

What the fuck 😂 He would be the terror not the protector