Dream 1: The Meeting I woke up. my lamp was missing. instead there was a Nike air jordans 2026 shoebox where it was, with the shoes inside. the fuck?? woke up another day. my clothes were all gone, my closet was full of designer clothes. inside was a note: “ill be seeing you soon. look sharp,” WHAT IS HAPPENING WHO KEEPS BREAKING INTO MY HOUSE Since i got nothing else to wear i wear the clothes and shoes. everyone that day was like “damn, looking sharp harry” “Huh...thanks,” some person from a luxury clothing brand line stopped me at the mall, pleading. “Sir! Sir. Come work for us” This day just keeps getting weirder... “what?? wtf ive never been asked that before” “really? you look perfect for the role.” This is all just so weird...what is happening? Right then i got a call. a voice spoke calmly. “ill be outside your house in 5”, then hung up. wtf.jpg I go outside. There’s a lamborghini there… Standing next to it? None other than Clav. "CLAV??" “come with me,” the voice from the call spoke. “This is the Clavmobile.” i got in. it was a luxurious feeling. the interior was handcrafted leather, and a hint of black ice lingered in the air. From the rearview mirror, a funny picture of Nick Fuentes hung and twisted back and forth, as if playing bigotry peekaboo. "you know it says rental on the license plate, right?,” I mentioned. "NEVER MIND THAT" Clav snapped. "how have the air jordans been treating you?" “THAT WAS YOU???” "yes, yes it was all me" “HOW DID YOU- how did you even find out where i live” "my boys tracked you down..." he smirked. "but never mind all that. i trust you've seen a difference?” I pause. I couldn't lie. “yeah. yeah wearing this stuff really did make a difference” I admitted. He laughed victoriously. "you see Harry, Looksmaxxing opens doors in life. i was an incel. a nobody. now look at me." "you chauffeur random dudes in rented lamborghinis...?" "NO!! I'M CLAVICULAR. I mog everyone. no one can stop talking about me" “oh, right that,” i said. We dr…

by HARRY POTTER✮🦇 · 3 hearts

Well it sure beats the rageslop on the rest of the Hot page

by Donot_disturb · 0 hearts

Seems like you're into him🤣 and who tf is the bat army leader

by HARRY POTTER✮🦇 · 2 hearts

Preposterous. those are just silly unfounded rumors. and the bat army leader is none other than…a woman on here by the name of Draculaura🦇

by HARRY POTTER✮🦇 · 0 hearts

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by HARRY POTTER✮🦇 · 2 hearts

damn even my haters love it

by HARRY POTTER✮🦇 · 0 hearts

GUYS NO I MEAN THE HUSH CLAVICULAR OMG

by HARRY POTTER✮🦇 · 3 hearts

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by HARRY POTTER✮🦇 · 1 heart

glad u could make it out of the shower to read this twin

by HARRY POTTER✮🦇 · 0 hearts

facts twin

by draculaura 🦇 · 0 hearts

facts twin (i’ve never tried it)

by HARRY POTTER✮🦇 · 2 hearts

mogwarts

by HARRY POTTER✮🦇 · 0 hearts

O////O Wh-what?? >////>

by HARRY POTTER✮🦇 · 0 hearts

look bro im just addicted to the clout bro i thought u wanted to cortisolmaxx bro pls i can change

by Real Chief Keef · 0 hearts

LMFAO

by fashion killa🦇 · 0 hearts

goated username

by HARRY POTTER✮🦇 · 2 hearts

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by Y7guvgu · 0 hearts

Aren't you gay? If not you are the cattiest straight man ever.

by DaMaskedShitter · 0 hearts

You are gay

by HARRY POTTER✮🦇 · 0 hearts

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by Road noise · 0 hearts

U smell like mildew, get off 4chan bud, loser

by HARRY POTTER✮🦇 · 0 hearts

breaking news: loser projects his loserdom. more at 11.

by HARRY POTTER✮🦇 · 0 hearts

facts clav is 6’ 2” twin

by HARRY POTTER✮🦇 · 1 heart

THE TRUTH TWIN

by draculaura 🦇 · 0 hearts

too powerful twin

by queenofwaves🦇 · 1 heart

he has your pinterest twin ?

by HARRY POTTER✮🦇 · 0 hearts

thank u for the glowing review. i am honored to be reviewed by a critic as famous as yourself. …but it was not homoerotic bro he was just lipmaxxing

by HARRY POTTER✮🦇 · 0 hearts

i told u already caffeine woman, im only me! but i wouldve loved peak tumblr too

by GIGAN‼️RISE‼️ · 1 heart

he skrrted away

by HARRY POTTER✮🦇 · 0 hearts

truly one of the Hush posts of all time

by GIGAN‼️RISE‼️ · 1 heart

I wish everything on the Hot page was more like this

by HARRY POTTER✮🦇 · 0 hearts

BFKDJDKDJDKKD I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THAT LINE

by bunnii𐙚 · 1 heart

shakespeare could NEVER its so poetic LMAOO

by HARRY POTTER✮🦇 · 0 hearts

best i can do is not understand what a goth redhead is