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LavenderDeath · 1 heart · 25 replies

I just experienced the ultimate betrayal. My dog got up out of the bed and went downstairs to hang out with my husband. I’m thinking I should file for divorce.

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by A guy who rants · 0 hearts

Actually lady. your post was pretty funny. You on the other hand aren't very good at taking a fucking joke. I'm sure your dog and your hubs are well in hand. I gotta be honest.. you lasted way longer than most people that I fuck with on here.

by LavenderDeath · 0 hearts

Lol what? You never really made a joke. But just FYI at no point have I responded with any level of seriousness. Even the “they’ll be devastated” was said with humor.

by A guy who rants · 0 hearts

Ma'am I get that. Like I said. I have to fuck with people long enough to figure out that they are actually a real person. A person worth even talking to. Actually going back over the back and forth you were kinda funny

by LavenderDeath · 0 hearts

I’m absolutely hilarious.

by A guy who rants · 0 hearts

That's great. I was beginning to think you couldn't actually read and that I was going to have to draw them in crayon so you could understand

by LavenderDeath · 0 hearts

Isn’t it a little embarrassing when you put the reply in the wrong spot?

by A guy who rants · 0 hearts

Not really. Just lazy more than anything. You already had shown me that in a battle of wits.. you were completely unarmed so I lost interest.

by LavenderDeath · 0 hearts

Yes basic insults with curse words are very witty. You did a good job.

by A guy who rants · 0 hearts

Great plan. I'm sure your husband and the dog would be on board.

by LavenderDeath · 0 hearts

They would be devastated

by A guy who rants · 0 hearts

Not according to your post jackass. Your dog has already figured out you're a dumb bitch and prefers the company of your hubs.

by LavenderDeath · 0 hearts

Someone’s a spicy little noodle tonight.

by Ch33kyGh0st · 0 hearts

🤣🤣🤣😅