Lurkers are the worst𤣠Always claiming they wanna talk but have absolutely nothing to say. Ends up being more of an interview everytime.


Iām morbidly curious to know what goes on inside that brain of yours. Thereās nothing wrong with lurking, both online and irl. People are allowed to just exist and just chill.
Oh look my biggest fan has returned. Youre morbidly obsessed with meš¤£
Iām morbidly obsessed about how every time I try to say something calmly, your first reaction is āoh itās youā or how bad Iāve treated you, or some other bollocks.
How shitty a person u are everytime u show up isn't Bollocks. Last time you threatened to kill me. Silly man
They just want to feel interesting with someone asking them questions. Thankfully you can tell after two responses if they're worth talking to. Questions with no question mark, not expanding on any answer, not asking anything in return.
They always have the most boring mundane questions not about my post but about me personally. It's more an interview and boring. Last thing im here to do is talk about myself
YES. We post things to spark conversation about {that thing}, and they'll DM in response: "how are you"/"how is your day". š«Ŗ
Or some lame hypothetical of a entirely irrational situation. Or they expect u to be entirely into them just because they message. Sadly the folks here dont realize just how cookie cutter like that personality is here