Do not call me a goddess then approach without an offering
Ah love this
Lol facts
馃悙
Shouldn't be too hard for you. Your head already fits up your own ass so well
Haha someone isn't a goddess
I require tribute 馃拝馃徑
True
Hahaha, nah. You are a hoe.
Most of you men are a trick
Not sure what that means, but you are definitely narcisistic
lol you still a trick
Good way to get guys to send you tribute I guess
Can I call you hoe?
See what happens when you put them on pedestals... 馃憖
Silence mortal
Statues arent supposed to speak
A goddess is not a statue. But careful I can turn men into stone
I offer myself as tribute. I am but a lowly Knight, but my tribute would be the scars I bear along my journey, the blood I shed, and the rents in my Armor. To reach you as every knight must go on a sacred pilgrimage at least once in life. Basically: My tribute would be treating you like a religion, studying you so I may greater "Praise" you 馃槈馃き
Wow, now THATS simping
So all they gotta do is offer you their dick? Low standards for a so called "goddess"
It鈥檚 your mind thats too limited tbh
Don't freak out and call the cops when I sacrifice a goat in your front yard 馃し
I won鈥檛. I love me a good spectacle
i have an ox and two geese. where do you want em
Best I can do is this reply
I'll do neither. You can kiss your own ass
That鈥檚 a guy who knows how to stay in his lane, such a good boy dogie!! And sure gladly
The offering is dick 馃檮
Stick your offering in your own bum