I’m no longer referring to myself as single. Going forward, I’m referring to myself as an unclaimed treasure

by DivinelySaved · 3 hearts

I will refer to myself as unchained Beast!! 😂😂😂

by Melodious Noct · 3 hearts

Yaaaargh, I must claim thee booty

by Rare_eggplant · 1 heart

That’s a good one. Just have to dig you out.

by AF1278 · 1 heart

Women are so full of themselves.

by Lone Juror · 1 heart

Lmao

by gold_vol · 1 heart

Likely to stay that way too, grandma.

by cyan_unique · 0 hearts

I wish I could lol

by A guy who rants · 0 hearts

Very creative.

by Curly Jefferson · 0 hearts

Ew

by Noproblaemo · 0 hearts

Naw you're just full of yourself.

by LilHopz · 0 hearts

I bet your theme song was written by Bruno Mars

by silver_mailing · 0 hearts

As long as I don't have to dig you up first id claim that treasure

by ParrotLady🦜 · 0 hearts

SLAY

by Vic Vega · 0 hearts

I love that!

by GenXogre · 0 hearts

Better than "abandoned property" I guess

by plum_category · 0 hearts

Hello 👋, I have a question to ask you✨

by Sharp_Pencil · 0 hearts

Aw this is actually so fkn accurate!

by poly_stoner · 0 hearts

What’s the best way to claim you?

by pink_synthesis · 0 hearts

Dm