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MolotvCOCKtease · 12 hearts · 31 replies

Was at an appointment and they had the nerve to put me down as 5'2. Im friggin 5'3!!! 🤦🏻‍♀️

31 replies

by vamppire · 4 hearts

no bc that extra inch is everything when you’re short

by blue-take_out · 0 hearts

Truth 😅

by Goon-knight · 4 hearts

They put me down as "bald and impotent" when I'm sure they meant "bold and important" 🙄😒

by bunnyyboyyy · 2 hearts

it’s 1 inch who gaf😭

by Liquid__Time · 3 hearts

Most men would kill for an extra inch 🤣

by Daven · 1 heart

Jerks. Clearly their measuring tool is defective.

by Storm wd u 🤴 · 0 hearts

Since when did we start allowing short women to have opinions? 🤔

by Infinite_Void36 · 0 hearts

You didn't make them put the 3/4's on it too?

by CosmicJoke · 0 hearts

I'd put 5'1 next time

by Sumbody🤷‍♂️ · 0 hearts

Jesus christ you got a shitload of replies just off height alone

by skyward · 0 hearts

I appreciate this and your username. could do with more of these kinds of posts getting popular

by ivory_phantom · 0 hearts

😆

by ꧁⋆ScoobyJew⋆꧂ · 0 hearts

I was 6'6 last time and I am 32 years old, normally I am 6'5. Maybe it's the test I take or im just lucky.

by rolling_wavves · 0 hearts

Perfect height 😘

by Waxflower · 0 hearts

Darn it! The stadiometer must be broken!

by Just_existing77 · 0 hearts

People with nerve hit your sensitive nerve 😂😂🤣

by Brant · 0 hearts

The audacity

by TX beauty · 0 hearts

😂😂😂

by wasterofspace · 0 hearts

Awww, so cute. I say while standing higher up to avoid the inevitable nut shot...

by magenta_messy · 0 hearts

Short problems lol

by Get shreked · 0 hearts

Gravity is finally catching up to you

by The soldier · 0 hearts

That's what you get for being a tease.

by turquoise_comfort · 0 hearts

They put me at 5'7... I'm 5'7 &1/2!!! 😡😡

by nottheboreworms · 0 hearts

tragic

by mint green_interchange · 0 hearts

🤭🤭🤭

by TheOneTime · 0 hearts

Some people will come on the internet and bitch and cry about anything. This here is a prime example of someone who has no social life and has to pretend to have one

by MolotvCOCKtease · 2 hearts

Oop here comes the hush polic trying to put their two cents in. Guess you dont have your own social life having to police an anonymous person's post 😹

by alwayslikethis · 0 hearts

Silence, midget

by Cringe but hot · 0 hearts

On your tippy toes?