Atheism: the belief that nothing produces everything. Non-life produces life. Randomness produces order. Unconsciousness produces consciousness. Non reason produces reason.
Religion: the belief that the above is ridiculous, but that a magic invisible sky man with very specific and insane rules, created everything instead
Oof. Not well versed on religions outside your little bubble I see.
They're better versed than yourself.....
Religion is all of that rolled up into the belief that an omnipotent omniscient magically occurring from nothing entity arose to create all there is now.
Magic? It requires an atheist to believe that the universe comes from nothing. That’s magic.
It requires the unreasoned theologian to believe god came from nothing.
Very true. Never met a single theologian that believes God came from nothing. Not a single one. Haven’t read of any either. Glad we could agree on that.
Atheism is the assumption there's no God wtf are you talking about?
You can assume Santa doesn’t exist; you still have to explain the presents under your tree.
Does it? Atheism is just A-Thesim, the absence of a belief in deities
That may be what you mean by it. I disagree. I gave you my definition of atheism.
Why can't you just knock or make fun of pastafarianism.... It's a legitimate and arguably the most ridiculous ideology known to man.... Serious their God is a giant spaghetti Monster in the sky.....
None of those statements are true with regards to atheism. Atheism, simply put, only rejects the existence of a god or gods. They understand the complicated multifaceted parts of life (and physics) which you are reducing and claiming they believe when, more often than not, religious individuals quantify things as black and white as those absolute statements you've listed. You should have looked up the definition beforehand. I did, as I'm not an atheist and needed to make sure I remembered correctly their ideological viewpoints and I did....
Atheists are retarded
It's the worst in terms of critical thinking. I can't respect people or take them seriously if they are atheist.
wow, the education system in this country really has gone to shit...
Less than 10% of the worlds population identifies as atheist. So maybe you mean the education system of, ya know, the entire world, has gone to shit.