Bet I can guess your age by telling me 3 facts about you


I love skiing, reading and I am the goat. 馃敟
i feel like im mature for my age but sometimes immature idk:<
U aint mature w that emoji bs
Sounds fun. But I can give you three random facts that won't help you at all or I can give you three that give it away.
Im sitting in my living room I am still in my pyjamas I love music
I cheat on my wife Because I鈥檓 handsome born March 1973
This isnt 2 lies and a truth
My dick can touch my ass hole. I'm an expert at talking and pissing you off simultaneously. I was once called the poster child for prophylactics
And your mother is still disappointed in you for the failure you have become
That's where you're wrong fuck wad. I'm the golden child cuz I appreciate her. Both of them are greedy fucks that treat her like you probably treat yours.
Also failures abject. I would argue that my debt to value ratio is higher/better than yours. I may not have much but I own it not the bank bitch