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GothCoelacanth · 11 hearts · 56 replies

Always breaks my heart when I meet someone attractive and they turn out to be a cop

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by Starlight_sign · 5 hearts

Law enforcement of any sort or like child protective services. Yuck

by Witchyemostoner · 5 hearts

Or in the military

by GothCoelacanth · 1 heart

Yeah that too

by Witchyemostoner · 0 hearts

I fuckin hate it

by Vic Vega · 0 hearts

Oh I'm almost positive no man (uniform or otherwise) would ever stick their dick in you, even if you shaved that peach fuzz on their chin.

by Princess Donut · 5 hearts

Class traitors

by GothCoelacanth · 2 hearts

That's a great way to describe them

by Liquid__Time · 3 hearts

All hail Princess Donut!

by LilaIsNotHappy · 4 hearts

ACAB.

by GothCoelacanth · 0 hearts

I'll drink to that

by Cherry_bww13 · 3 hearts

Or military

by GothCoelacanth · 0 hearts

Yeah these suck too

by Ace Witch · 2 hearts

So you’re a criminal, gotcha 🤣🤣

by GothCoelacanth · 2 hearts

If disliking fascists is a crime then I am guilty

by Ace Witch · 0 hearts

Not all cops are fascists 🤦🏻‍♀️

by GothCoelacanth · 3 hearts

Enough for it to be a problem

by Suck My Kiss · 2 hearts

I’m sure they’re disappointed to meet you altogether

by GothCoelacanth · 1 heart

Good

by Vic Vega · 0 hearts

Haha, in handcuffs more like.

by BunniTboi · 1 heart

Yeah good to avoid joining the 40%

by Mommy of 5 · 1 heart

Why is that an issue

by WhimsiGothRed · 1 heart

Its a disappointment for sure. That or military.

by GothCoelacanth · 0 hearts

Yeah that too, such a shame

by Sugarbabykiss · 1 heart

Cops are hotttt

by GothCoelacanth · 1 heart

They are but they're also fascists and that's a deal breaker

by Princess Donut · 2 hearts

And significantly more likely to engage in domestic violence

by Vic Vega · 0 hearts

Not all cops are fascists. You've just got a fat criminal record.

by CoffeeTacosTeq · 0 hearts

Can’t relate. Love a man in uniform 🤤

by TiredAutistic · 0 hearts

Gotta say I cant relate

by GothCoelacanth · 0 hearts

I mean good for you I guess

by volendrung · 0 hearts

hate that i love a uniform

by FuckouttamyNbox · 0 hearts

What's wrong with that? Some cops are sexy lol

by GothCoelacanth · 2 hearts

Yeah but as hot as they can be I don't want to date fascists

by Vic Vega · 0 hearts

Not all cops are fascists. You're just a criminal.

by GothCoelacanth · 1 heart

I don't have a criminal record and I pay my taxes but ok