Babies perfer looking at attractive people. So if babies cry when you interact with them, there’s a good chance that you’re objectively ugly. Scientifically ugly, if you will.


Perfer?
Prefer*
Clanker
They seem to prefer chewing on me
This isn't true but ok
It is! It’s a basic fact in any developmental psychology course.
It's not but ok
Again, look it up. This is literally what I study. Sorry you’re learning that you’re ugly? Not my problem, doesn’t change facts.