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Witchyemostoner · 10 hearts · 38 replies

Jesus would’ve HATED modern Christian’s lmfao. It’s like everyone forgets the whips and table flipping. He did not fuck with people like yall

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by grey_dust · 1 heart

It's funny because it would have also gone the other way. Modern-day Christians would have hated Jesus if he was around nowadays

by Witchyemostoner · 0 hearts

True! It’s like everyone forgets he did rage, he did call people on their bullshit. Part of being love and light is not tolerating bad behavior from other adults.

by SciGuy · 0 hearts

He also told people to stop sinning or they wouldn't go to heaven and told his followers they needed to buy swords.

by Witchyemostoner · 1 heart

Heaven is enlightenment but like I said you not ready for that conversation. The government just admitted there’s human alien hybrids and they’re trying to round them up

by DaMaskedShitter · 0 hearts

Since the Jesus of the Bible is mythical and the current scholarly consensus is that the historical figure was likely a Jewish radical…and critical scholarship shows the flipping of tables was not a rejection on money or trade but of Roman practices intruding on Jewish religious spaces? He would have hated your ass too. “Imma weaponize Jesus against da people who think I’m an idiot.” Leave the thinking and rhetoric to like…anyone else…

by Bright_Butters · 0 hearts

Guess they don’t use the gospels as sources?

by DaMaskedShitter · 0 hearts

Yes, modern and critical scholarship does reference the gospels. The temple story is part of the “harsh” Jesus, who also called Canaanites dogs and professed to change none of the old law and to speak in riddles…only in the later gospels and interpolations does he become a meek mystic. Boy oh boy, I’m guessing you don’t keep up with actual academia and haven’t yourself actually read the whole ass Bible.

by Bright_Butters · 1 heart

Jesus is a retelling of the story of Israel and their God. The Gospels are basically a condensed OT. Yes, I’ve read the Bible