ok so I hate when my husband goes down on me because he doesn't know what he's doing...and he gets made then if i do end up letting him, im so turned off. I've never had a partner bad at both
I can see why communicating was such an issue lol
Imagine having to communicate with your partner what you like and guiding him, but yapping on the internet is what you do. Lol.
Dude, many guys won't take feedback or sugestion or directions. Communicating ends in a fight. It ain't worth that fight anymore.
This is such a moronic take. You pretty much need to do 1 thing when eating pussy. If he can't handle licking then he's the issue.
Damn he must check off all other boxes if he's bad in bed and you still married him lmao
$$$$$?
Why did you marry him lol
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And yours is gibberish, also checks out. Brainless man
It was hard to comprehend everything you said but the takeaway is that you need to guide him
All the men saying she should teach him...it's eating pussy not algebra how are you all too stupid to know what to do? There can be some techniques some women like more than others but the basics are common sense. Women should not need to teach a man how to lick a clit. Most of the time the guy is just being lazy or he has a weak tongue so he's not putting enough pressure. Also if you are licking and fingering just pay attention to her body to see what she likes and TEACH YOURSELF MORONS!
Again, you assume all women want the same thing. Shame on you. So you DO avoid communication. It would be hilarious if your wife was faking bwcause you never asked.
I am a WOMAN you vapid moron. And I assume all women (unless trans, intersex or having something that impacts how their genitals developed) have the same biology. Please explain why you are so slow, and so incompetent in bed you need women to give you step by step instructions to give oral? Are you actually that out of touch with your partner's body? You don't know how to read body language? You literally are just admitting you can't tell when a woman enjoys what you are doing or when she doesn't...or maybe they just never enjoy it so you are literally so confused about how someone can give pleasure without needing to be told what to do. I guarantee I can sleep with ten different women, who all like different things, and make all of them cum because I actually love women and I know how to give oral. A lot of women need to relax, get out of their head and into the right mind space of NOT thinking to enjoy oral and have an orgasm. What you are asking them to do will make the experience…
Thanks for confirming what I said, that yiu think all women are the same. Thats like saying because all men have a penis, treat them all the same. Nope. Preferences happen moron. Stop acting like you know all.
Damn that sucks. I have to peel my boyfriend off me
Real my ex was pretty bad at it, shit sucked
Actually how are so many men this bad?
You need to tell and show him, while he does it, how you like it. Also tell him when you don’t like something. Be extremely careful about the words you choose when talking about sex; our words are so powerful and saying things the right way can have a huge positive impact on the relationship vs saying things the wrong way. Good luck.
Lmao...."tell him but be extremely careful how you tell him" 🤣 fuxk these guys honestly. Nobody wants them.
Then be an ADULT and tell him how to be better. Do women just want problems to persist. Holy fuck
he already knows 😒
Clearly he doesn't
And how do you think a man learns how to eat pussy and get his woman off?! It's not by his lazy ass pillow princess sitting and complaining... Tell him to suck on your clit like it's a pacifier to start with and then go from there. Let him know when to keep going and when to try something new.
Maybe you should communicate with him? You know, actually solve the problem? Retard 🤣🤣🤣
How in the blue fuck does your illiterate abortion of a post end up in the hot category?
If he doesn't put in the effort to do it right ask him if he wants to get cucked. If he won't do it right someone's gotta do it for him. Hopefully just the thought of that gets him to shape up. Also... did y'all not have sex before marriage? No shade but this is something u should've worked through before u even thought of accepting that ring.
Men always saying communicate communicate, when in reality men are going to do what they want and how they want. I bet you don’t have to tell him to get his dick out smh.
Atleast yours is willing to try
If this is an example of how your instructions sound like, no wonder he's bad at it.
Yeah, stuff like this takes two to tango, and both seem clueless.
You dont tell.him how? And why did you marry someone bad at both?
Mine is so insecure, I never get to. I haven't done it in a year. Before we got together it was my favorite thing to do.
My husband was like that at the beginning. Got REALLY turned on once and finally came from him eating me out. Since then he always wants to make me come and will go out of his way to make sure I like it.
Sounds like you need a man who knows what he’s doing. Don’t worry, I’ll let him watch ;)
Lol the ones that brag the most are the worst at it. Shows insecurity
I tried to tell my ex how to be better at it. He told me no one has ever told him that so I was the weird one. No, other girls didn't know how to tell you. Guys I'm telling you, your tongue is not a dick. Trying to shove your tongue in there does absolutely nothing but make it feel gross and slimy. Focus on the clit. Just focus on the clit.
Correct. Slow strokes up and down and the clit is what is needed. The tongue is too short for pen.
Lmao this is hilarious. Are guys really that clueless?
Bad at both?
Teach him or watch him cheat
Lmfao I'm the one cheating. Maybe he should watch my lover do it, he's a millions times better.
Just leave at that point. Scum of the earth
Why would he cheat? So he can disappoint multiple women?
All these people like teach him, I have brought stuff up to men and they freak out I talked about it cause it hurts their ego.