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green_ardent 路 23 hearts 路 254 replies

Would you sleep with your landlord for half off your rent?

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by -bree 路 5 hearts

I moved in with my sugar daddy so I guess technically I'm fucking my landlord 馃お

by Witchyemostoner 路 1 heart

How does it feel to be gods favorite

by alexithymia 路 5 hearts

I have a mortgage with my fiance so I guess I kind of do?

by BlackwaterPark 路 5 hearts

You can鈥檛 get laid without coercing someone you hold power over? Rapey af

by Cold-Kittty 路 0 hearts

Yeah that part

by Not 谩 Nice Guy 路 4 hearts

As a landlord of multiple properties..... I'll take the cash thanks.

by Midnightblaster 路 0 hearts

I鈥檓 with you 100%

by W茂ndyy69 路 4 hearts

Half? By the time I'm done, it'll be for free馃ぃ

by The Black Susie 路 0 hearts

Hell yeah 馃憦馃従馃憦馃従馃憦馃従馃憦馃従

by Kauai_panda 路 4 hearts

No, I鈥檇 rather work hard than give a random person something so precious. Intimacy is an energy transfer

by Hrnybuttholesum 路 3 hearts

No because my landlord is my uncle. And i'm a straight dude.

by CosmicJoke 路 0 hearts

Don't say no to a good time

by PetasCuckExBf 路 3 hearts

Have done in the past, my bf didn鈥檛 know anything about it

by circut_green 路 0 hearts

Naughty girl

by Haileybaby504 路 3 hearts

Yes 馃槈馃き

by sailor june 路 2 hearts

Absolutely

by ForeverOptimus 路 2 hearts

Hell yeah... I mean it would never happen cause she's a female and female landlords would NEVER do anything like that.... But YES I would

by Plague rat 路 0 hearts

They might if shes some old rich cougar and youre a super fit handsome young man

by ForeverOptimus 路 0 hearts

She's no cougar and I'm definitely not a fit young man 馃槅馃槅馃槅

by Geusgeusbs 路 2 hearts

You guys desperately need a Mao in your life if things are truly this desperate

by LvrC2M 路 0 hearts

Mao?

by Geusgeusbs 路 0 hearts

You know, the guy that stopped landlords from exploiting people by taking their property away or executing them? That guy

by LvrC2M 路 0 hearts

Like, the Chinese dictator?

by Kessa 路 2 hearts

Yes absolutely

by Chrome_night 路 2 hearts

The whole rent sure

by Jimmothy 路 2 hearts

As a landlord, I never had anyone good looking enough to consider this

by Sheltyy Queen 路 2 hearts

I've fucked my landlord 4times to continue to stay in his property and the wife didn't know anything.. Anytime I fuck him I keep my rent 馃槀

by Bitesize 路 2 hearts

Noooooooo! Landowners are leeches! I prefer to have sex with any other else to pay rent

by MissLuckyBlue 路 2 hearts

I wouldn't even for a free year of rent

by Amanda_Panda 路 2 hearts

I think my body would be worth the whole rent

by DellBoom 路 2 hearts

One reason im starting to buy rental properties lol

by OverEverything7 路 0 hearts

馃ぃ馃ぃ

by Guess_who_97 路 2 hearts

As a landlord, I do wish for this lol but know it won鈥檛 happen.

by BlackwaterPark 路 3 hearts

Mao was right about you people

by AF1278 路 1 heart

Fr. This mfer needs to be taken out back like old yeller.

by BunniTboi 路 2 hearts

I beetter be getting it free for that.

by SciGuy 路 2 hearts

I'd tell them I would, then show up to meet them with a baseball bat.

by star_dusty 路 1 heart

Mine gives me full off sometimes haha

by redhot_beggar 路 1 heart

yes 馃ゲ

by lavender_rancher 路 0 hearts

Lucky land lord