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blue_criterion · 276 hearts · 22 replies

Ricky Martin constantly picks dried shit out of his dick hole like it's scabbed

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by DeadlyNiteShade · 6 hearts

Has anything interesting happened in your life since 1999, or were you just discharged from from a 26 year sentence?

by Blue_rucksack · 1 heart

Hahahaha. I think he has just been busy livin ka vida loca

by MissLuckyBlue · 2 hearts

And your the only gay hole thinking about that

by Sellingpanties · 2 hearts

And he's exactly where he wants to be. At least he's not lying about it. Unlike some closeted gay

by Stevensnewphone · 2 hearts

As a straight man...it never occurred to me he had a penis

by WhippedNcreamy · 2 hearts

I didnt need this visual

by 👸🏾BakedPotato · 2 hearts

I am the first of my bloodline to read a sentence like this wow

by Magenta_79 · 1 heart

You and your friends see himself saying SHWIIINGGGG all goonin.

by Yellow_Smooches · 1 heart

Why would he do that when you're here wanting to suck it right off of him?

by JustinatMagnify · 1 heart

Who?

by A guy who rants · 1 heart

I'm sure he just pinches the tip real hard and pees after sex. Like when he's pressure washing your teeth like a water pick.

by azure_mailing · 1 heart

Ohhhh!!! Because he is gay! That's so funny! Gosh you're clever! Because gay men are involved with feces! That's the joke! Hahahahaha it's because he's a gay! Hahaha poop! Because he's gay! 😂

by orange_personality · 1 heart

I found it witty and insightful. Maybe Mr Martin should stop packing fudge.

by Grimm13 · 1 heart

At least he is fucking people unlike you

by Death13 · 0 hearts

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by ReynaLatina✨️❤️ · 0 hearts

Whoa what's with this random Ricky hate???

by JoeExoticsWenis · 0 hearts

I believe you.

by DaMaskedShitter · 0 hearts

Huh?

by AutisticBitch · 0 hearts

He’s living la Vida Loca

by Truthteller✨️ · 0 hearts

Noice

by Chesty McTits · 0 hearts

Yeah and what next... Butters his armpits with smegma Takes a shot of hairy back sweat Eats a spoonfuls of toenails Uses ear wax as styling product...

by Deactivaten · 0 hearts

How’d you get that custom pfp?