HARRY POTTER✮🦇 · 5 hearts · 30 replies

Draculaura. The first time I heard of her, it sent a shiver down my spine, as if she was related to Voldemort or something. She dressed the part too. She always wore dsquared skate moss boots that you could hear stepping towards you from like a mile away, building the dread of seeing her. She was everything i detested in a woman, from her rampant narcissism, to her casual manhating, and even her icy blue eyes behind her masked face. God, it's as if Erika Kirk made a Hush account. But for better or worse, she was the Bat Army leader. I never got along with her, but I had to admit she knew how to ragebait: "it's hard being the sexiest person on this app, but somebody's gotta do it 😮‍💨" "that attitude’s not sexy tho!! 😡😡😡" chimed in the horde of men falling for it. she made it look easy. And while Clav did seem like a chud at first glance, you gotta observe him to realize his game. He knows just the things to say to ruffle the right feathers. "Been loving older women recently. Something about a girl who's almost 21," worked on the 21+ girls like a charm. That reminds me, was that him the other day? A familiar face in a black lamborghini was driving in my direction. I rolled my window down to say something as he was speeding past, with his car’s speakers blasting “MAN THESE PEOPLE TOOK MY KIDS FROM ME, THEN THEY CLOSED MY BANK ACCOUNTS I GOT SO MUCH ANGER IN ME-“ but it was too late, he skrrted away. “huh. where is she?” Fashion Killa had been gone for a while. i check her local time. Super late. She was probably asleep. i talk to other people in the meantime. You'd think I would get to know the other bat army members in the meantime. But I don't actually know them well. Over time, this is what I've gathered: -Gebyak. known for his consistent showers. possible pee fetish. -Barmy. short for bat army? no idea. -Queenofwaves. australian. despises AI. no other information. -Neva4Eva. ...actually it's best if i don't tell you about her. (Yes. That's it Clav. That's lit…