If you aren't running 100 mile ultramarathons. What are you doing?
Eating chips and drinking Pepsi
Oh God, using that time to clog my arteries with the most delicious food possible, having some AMAZING drug trips, fucking big titty goth girls and small titty cowgirls, and napping whenever I feel like it. It's fucking GLORIOUS.
I have a lot of crazy sex.
Pales in comparison to the joy of ultras though.
My knees don’t allow me to run long distances anymore. I get my exercise in other ways.
Probably your wife that your ignoring
being disabled
enjoying my life
In bed eating a big bowl of pasta 😋
Helping a friend build a racecar
Preparing for my damnation for the sin of sloth, for which I will be buried in mud under the River Styx.
Being disabled and living my life on my terms
Enjoying my life
Living life not consumed by the unrealistic and unhealthy desire to run 100 mile ultra marathons!
"unrealistic"? Maybe... For you, because you're fat. "Unhealthy"? Definitely not.
Not running 100 mile marathons...
Providing for my family. Sometimes a video game and a pipe on the side.
Eating, drinking and fucking
Like an animal... You should run ultras instead.
How would that benefit me?